Can you write a wee story that contains, but isn't limited to, 6 of these small things?(Just 4 fun)?

Little Joe Carwright woke up in Paris Hilton's Brain. He saw that she was having a series of mini strokes. "Small wonder you noticed at all!" he said to himself. As he walked along her grey matter, singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider, he noticed that he was knee high to a grhopper, which made sense since he was tiny enough to be inside a brain. "Maybe that's what wee willie winkie whispered to me when he was across the street," he thought, "It was a spell to shrink me tiny like him." Really, he should stop hanging out with all those tiny people (the seven dwarves and the munchkins). After all, the munchkins were a rowdy bunch. Suddenly, Paris sneezed and Little Joe Cartwright went flying out of her left nostril and onto the carpet. There, on the carpet next to him, was Lindsey Lohan, ped out. "Well, it's a small world after all!" he said, as he climbed inside her ear.